Asexual erotica writer | Author of Acolyte of the Pleasure Goddess (<-- Read for free here) | Begrudging Star Wars fan | Occasional Media Criticism
[after losing a game of chess] fuck this 1000 year old game. piece of shit nerd game that doesn't even have guns or levels or perk trees in it
[after winning a game of chess] Napoleon. Alexander. Yi Sun Sin. My intellect towers above them all, and this humble board is the arena of my brilliance