Obviously Salvation Army is the real evil of the thrifting space, but Goodwill Auctions makes me so angry

What A fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god. What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How can you be so naive? There is no escape. No recall or intervention can work in this place. Come, lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.
Obviously Salvation Army is the real evil of the thrifting space, but Goodwill Auctions makes me so angry