I handpicked these five, which I think most resonated with me this year. Obviously, I trend towards shithosting, so goofy ones end up filling up all five nominations for me. I'd love to hear other nominations and they don't have to necessarily be funny to be your favorite.
My one request is: only suggest chosts from other people, not yourself.
I really liked @graham's idea here but while I figured the rest of the Cohost userbase will be well-equipped to recall and share their favorite SFW posts, someone should really get the ball rolling on celebrating Cohost's moister, muskier side. And thus, that someone shall be me.
A few words before we get started:
- The selection process here involved scrolling back through 78 full pages of reposts on my porn reposting sideblog @BiggHoggDogg. And I only started that thing halfway through the year! I popped open all the posts I thought qualified for inclusion into a truly comical number of tabs, and then went through one by one and saved their contents into a folder that now has almost 250 files in it. From there, I narrowed the contenders down to a final 52, posted below. This was so much work
- To avoid this post ballooning to absolutely fetishistic proportions I limited myself to one post per creator, but many of the creators here had multiple posts absolutely worthy of inclusion.
- For similar reasons I couldn't include absolutely every creator who did good shit this year. Please feel free to scroll through the 78 pages of my porn reposting sideblog @BiggHoggDogg if you would like a full accounting of what I think Good Shit looks like
- There is so much more porn on Cohost than just what I'm highlighting here, which is obviously biased towards my personal preferences. Everyone who likes porn on here should do one of these!
- Just a general request: some of these creators should post on here more! If you recognize a creator on here who dropped 2 or 3 pieces and then ghosted the platform, send them this post and bug them to give Cohost another try because, again, there is so much porn on here and it rules.
- Kinks to watch out for in this list: somnophilia, dubcon/noncon, hypnosis/mind control, incest, size difference, monsterfucking, corruption
IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN PAYING ATTENTION: HITTING "READ MORE" WILL EXPOSE YOU TO FIFTY-TWO HIGHLY PORNFUL IMAGES AND GIFS!!! You've been warned!!!
What is there to even say about Manuela Casagranda, other than that she is my Wife Forevermore. Zac gives her such a tired kindness here, and also her honkers look frankly epic.
Does it get any better than a tight embrace, a hand on the back of the neck, and a trail of saliva connecting two panting sets of lips? I submit that it does not.
"trade with Serena Silverlake" by @alexisflower
Oh, I spoke too soon. It DOES get better if instead of saliva, it's cum. Thanks for the save, Alexis.
"POV: You have something Cat wants and she wants it all over herself~" by @aurahack18
Obviously the in-process shit-slonking is a winner in this one, as are Aura's strong shape work and colors. But I really gotta give it up to the LED-equipped bunny ears. Inspired touch.
I'm an absolute sucker for a well-realized, expressive living space in a composition. The side-on perspective is executed so excellently also.
"When it's somethin' else that moves the needle..." by @bigpossumdotcom
Another thing I'm a huge sucker for: porn married to worldbuilding via in-universe cultural artifacts! I'm SO curious about what this record might sound like.
"tbt (Titties Being Tsucked)" by @Blueparikeet
Blueparikeet was good enough to do a more-recent repost of this piece from a few months ago, which put it back on my radar, which was great because I love it to pieces. BP's got a real talent not just for expressive faces and poses, but also for exercising perspective to its absolute best advantage. The shapes are SO good in this one too.
I love to see Entrapta placed in a Situation. Box has such excellent command of WEIGHT in their work.
"31 Days of Female Link [2022] - #21 Morning" by @brellom
Brellom's "31 Days of Female Link" was a phenomenon in and of itself, and this is my favorite piece from that VERY strong crop. The intimate angle, the props in the foreground, the warm morning light, it's just a beautiful composition.
I was SO stoked when capydiem decided to finish and post this formerly-abandoned Pearl & Marina animation. It's not JUST hot - I find every aspect of the positioning, facial expressions, and timing to be so well-considered in a way that a lot of other porn animation forgets to be sometimes. Make sure to watch to the end!
"Made of silver, not of clay." - @cupsofjade
Stunning work. Color! Shadow! Light! The luminescent shibari that manages to incorporate the tail without feeling contrived! A knockout piece, I really hope cupsofjade is proud of this one.
"Penny ❤️💙" by @CurrentlyTrAsh
Yet another thing I'm a huge sucker for: illustrations having other illustrations by the same artist serving as diegetic pornography within the first illustration's implied continuity. Great execution on the concept.
"these things r soooo warm" - by @CutieCoffin
I recall this one breaking the regular Porn Cohost containment and causing a minor sensation after being posted, and it's not hard to see why. There's an undeniable tactility to this piece - the ever-relatable sensation of being sweaty in too-hot clothes and airing one's self out paired with some truly phenomenal honkers is a powerful combination.
We love intimacy here!!! What a flawless capturing of this soft, private moment between two lovers!! Porn art fucking RULES!
"SQUIDDIES! SQUIDDIES!!!!!!" by @DieselBrain
After Diesel posted this I added the topless version to my desktop wallpaper rotation, that's how much I love it. For my money, Diesel draws the best tits in the game, and I fervently hope to see a lot more of her take on Frye in the future.
"Hope no one else uses this trail" by @dragon-chan
There's just something so compelling about a horny cartoon cat with a fat ass propositioning you on a boardwalk trail within a wooded area. I don't know what else to tell you, man.
"She just needed a little reassurance...how could Luke say no?😳" by @Draxoplasm
The porn artists of Cohost did some really first-rate work this year in the field of Babes Getting They Guts Rearranged By Monstermen In A Barnyard Setting.
"Reverie's bunny buns make for some fun anal adventures!" by @DreamShepard
DreamShepard's animations are always so crisp, clean, and unified. Lovely soft color palette. That little bit of motion blurring at the bottom of her arc... chef's kiss.
"something something Lay the Princess" by @GarbousBingley
I still need to play Slay The Princess but if GarbousBingley's great work here is anything to go by I'm going to have a terrific and not-at-all scary or emotionally-fraught time.
"a little bit of Peach & Daisy winter fun to celebrate the holidays~☃️🍑❄️" by @Garbunkle
Garbunkle's style is pure bounce and fun, man. Feels unassailably classic, to the point of being timeless. Maybe that's lofty praise to level at an image of Princess Daisy preparing to gobble the bejeezus out of Princess Peach's asshole, but these are the waters in which I swim.
Someday I hope we get to see the series of events that connected panel 1 and panel 2. Does this fitness center maintain a stable of ready-dicked headless golems for the express purpose of banging bimbos in order to land screwball punchlines? I'd read a whole series about THAT workplace drama, is all I'm saying.
""So this is how you serve cunt"" by @gcubedart
We gotta bring the physical Playboy magazine back, man. It breaks my heart to think that gcubed isn't having their work published in a well-regarded gentleman's periodical opposite a four-page interview with, fuckin, I don't know, Martin Scorsese. This shit rips.
"+ b l a c k e s t e y e s +" by @GWYLIX
Superb use of color here. Tons of thoughtful little details, like the subtle sag lines on the breast, the dimpling beneath the middle finger, the tiny beauty mark on the cheek. Also gotta give a big "Hell yeah" to the bottom skull diving straight for that pussy
I think what drew me to this one was the extreme paleness of the breasts in contrast to the rest of the skin. I love me some tan lines, brother - particularly on goofy-sexy foxgirls.
These girls seem chill. If anyone knows their @s please let me know. Please.
You really gotta appreciate a furry artist that doesn't take any shortcuts when it comes to rendering fur - especially when they go to the lengths of accurately rendering a specific BREED'S fur. I'm particularly taken with the work done on the ears. Phenomenal.
"Mugger's cohost strip game part 9" by @KennoArkkan
There's no question that Kenno's "Mugger's Cohost Strip Game" was a watershed moment for this platform. Finally, after FAR too long, after thousands upon thousands of posts, at LAST someone was BRAVE enough to draw Eggbug's massive dick and balls slamming deep into raccoon girl bussy. I've never been prouder to post on a website.
If you have fat delicious highly-fuckable tits, the number one choice of things to rest them on to make them squish out pleasingly has got to be a pool's deck while you lean forward and tread water. It's simple science.
"Getting the soul fucked outta you" by @LewdLagann
Really gotta hand it to Curi here - this is PRECISELY what "getting the soul fucked outta you" looks like. Like, there it is, in black and white. Insanely dynamic, excellent use of shonen-manga speed lines to convey just how savagely the pussy is getting punished.
"Bathroom break with Lollie" - by @lostlamb
There's something about this one that is Just Right to me. Just the right number of elements, just the right lighting, just the right pose. I love the bellybutton piercing and the complementary coloring of the pupils and the cup in her hand.
"Delicious ice cream" by @MacuNSFW
I love a piece that leans into the playful possibilities of its kinks - to whit, an extreme size-difference pairing as analogy for enjoying ice cream on a hot day. With some added groping for good measure.
To be clear - Matypup is ALSO a regular high-volume purveyor of fun titty art, and I don't mean to denigrate her artwork in any way. It's just, like, what do you expect of me here. I am but a man
"i make such a cute fat fucktoy" by @nectar
Honestly, what more need be said?
"Objects of Worship" by @neracoda
Neracoda is no stranger to producing excellent titty art of their fat-jugged shark OC, but this is that taken to the next level, to great effect. I've been playing a lot of Pentiment recently and while this isn't strictly speaking the illuminated-manuscript style I think I'd very much enjoy seeing Andreas Maler take a crack at this shit. Bet he doesn't do it HALF as good.
"Amethyst Creampied" by @Nerdbayne
Amethyst StevenUniverse is, in canon, possessed of a supernaturally-messy living space - and what is a creampie if not another mess in another living space? The queen of slovenly hedonism.
One thing that's really nice about porn art in particular is how it removes, to a certain degree, the need to grapple with real-world issues of logistics and the occupation of physical space. If I found myself in this situation with three other bricked-up gents I feel like I'd be extremely preoccupied with the jostling of hips and shoulders, to say nothing of the impulse to compare the vascularity of our respective members. Instead, here we have a jugged-up hamster woman, four dicks, and the natural consequences thereof.
Look, the generous helping of ass and sideboob here ain't NOTHING - far from it! The heavily-lidded knowing facial expression is a banger, too. But the real star of the show here is the chaotic, often-inverted typography literally framing the subjects. What an inspired choice!
I don't know that I've ever disliked a single piece of Noz's. She's got a gift for using every available inch of space of the canvas and yet, miraculously, her work never feels cluttered or busy - instead it's dynamic, alive. You really owe it to yourself to check out the rest of her work after you finish reading this list.
"AH! WHAT IS THIS??? Oh... 😳" by @NSFWDumpsite
Believe me when I say it was a fucking TRIAL for me to narrow down which was my favorite DumpSite piece of the past year. His output's been frankly bonkers in terms of quality and consistency, and I was very tempted to post the innovative ab job piece or one of their terrific phone conversation commissions. However, I had to acknowledge this one, with its fresh, playful concept and lively SFX typography, stands above even those intimidating entries.
This was a really really fun series from Pixylbyte, and I encourage you to check out the rest of Beholdtober later. The Spectator was my personal favorite - the color gradients on the tongue, hair, and leggings are wonderful, and there's such an excellent spunky energy to the pose.
I apologize for posting something related to Genshin Impact, I promise to listen, learn, and do better in the future. But for real, this is impossibly powerful pose work, executed flawlessly. Those lines of motion!! Fuck!
I wonder what would happen if you showed this image to a 12th-century Roman Catholic pontiff. I figure there's like a 15% chance that something really cool would happen.
"Stay Hydrated" by @rudycomics
I would absolutely adore seeing more erotic in-universe ad copy featuring peoples' OCs. Not just from Rudy (though I would, very very much) but just in general. Rudy delivers nothing short of professional excellence here.
TECHNICALLY this is art from last year, yes, but gimme a break, I'm doing 52 of these and I'm allowed to cheat a little. I bet you didn't even notice that @nozdraws's entry was also from December of 2022! Anyways, this is a wonderfully goopy POV piece and I wanted it to have a place on this list so I pulled some strings and here we are.
"Veran vs Ralph" by @societyoftd
I'll admit it - I was just so elated to see someone else remembered Veran, the blisteringly-hot final boss of The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages. Which is not to say that this isn't an excellent piece in its own right - Zaribot's always had terrific lines and I love how cleanly everything fits together here.
"Viatrix & Fiend | Short Comic (2/2)" by @SpicySopp
I feel a deep, abiding kinship with anyone who has such a clear and unabashed fascination with the manner in which breasts hang, droop, and deform under the caresses of both hands and gravity.
Taylor's had an UNFEASIBLY good year in terms of output. I could honestly have picked anything he's posted this past year at random and you'd still be looking at a balls-out barnburner. I think this one comes down to the details for me - the shoe hanging off the princess's foot, the goblins' swaggy matching boots, the red screentone shadowing. Buy Taylor's erotic illustrated novels!
"another successful fuck bug summoning" by @TwistedTeeth
God but they went so fuckin hard on the design for that there fuckbug, I tell you what. There's no question in my mind - that bug FUCKS. The teeth and tongues put me in mind of classic John Constantine: Hellblazer demon designs in a big bad way.
I love Welwraith's family of dragons who're incessantly bumbling into fucking and cumming inside each other. Like, you know how it is, you have a couple beer and doze off halfway through watching All In The Family reruns and then you wake up and some god damned magic shenanigans are going on and your daughter's impaled on your big dragon rod like you were anatomically-correct Barbie & Ken and you bust a fat load about it. Every Tuesday like clockwork.
"Bombchu Bowling Girl Animation" by @wintonkidd
I think it was very nice of Shigeru Miyamoto-san to make the Bombchu Bowling Alley attendant the hottest woman in the fucking world so that twenty years later Winton could give us this beautiful piece of animation by himself and havocturbo. Winton is seriously one of the greats, his work absolutely does not need me to gas it up, but if you somehow have missed out then roll over to his page and educate yourself.
"neck kisses for the tall one" by @Yikes
The only complaint I ever have with Yikes's work is that there's never enough of it to sate my demand. If there was any justice in the world I'd be getting inboxed with pieces like this every 12 hours on the dot.
"Yenette & her mom getting along for a change." by @yoplatz
The "girl getting fucked while wearing socks and runners" is already very strong, but you throw a choker into the mix? Forget about it. Really stellar work on the speech bubbles, too.
And that brings us to the end! Wow! I really fucking underestimated how much work this would be and have been at it off and on for like eight hours! Jesus Christ! I hope you enjoyed yourselves! If you appreciate how much work this was to put together, please consider buying my porn game of fucking or perhaps buying my porn comic of fucking, or perhaps buying both. Happy New Year!
