MrMandolino

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Game slash narrative designer, sometimes I make music but I need to be in a really good mood for that to happen

I had a really funny joke here but it broke the website on mobile


cathoderaydude
@cathoderaydude

New Game

click

Bing!
A new item has been added to your inventory: Level 80 Armor

Bing!
A new item has been added to your inventory: Gun With 19 Barrels

Bing!
A new item has been added to your inventory: Pink Dildo, Haha (This Was A Social Media Joke We Did Four Months After The Game Came Out. It Does Like 900 Damage)

Bing!
A new item has been added to your inventory: Platinum Horse

Bing!
A new item has been added to your inventory: Button That Wins The Game

Bing!
DLC activated: Sins of the Lost Fathers. Visit The Island to start the DLC campaign.

Bing!
DLC activated: Avenge Your Wife (Who Was Killed In Act 3 Of The Original Game)

Bing!
DLC activated: Please Come Back, We Need A Longer Tail On This One Or EA Will Can Us Before We Can Finish The Sequel


cathoderaydude
@cathoderaydude

not sure why suddenly everybody is faving this one but thank you for reminding me of one of my better posts


MrMandolino
@MrMandolino

this is not a meme

if you play the original Dead Space today on Steam the only way you can get any enjoyment out of it is by doing a challenge run that intentionally ignores the dozen or so automatically unlocked endgame DLC weapons that are just dumped into your inventory as you boot the game

in a survival horror

criminal tbh


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