I cannot express this enough, but my headspace is quite literally the equivalent of New York City in a fantasy world and yes, everyone in my system are either divas, drag queens, demons and crackheads. Mind you, no one is human but that's beside the point I'm making.
As the host of this system, yeah I'm really glad to have them as my friends and family, but I'd be lying if I said they were smart. And no, I'm not saying I'm any smarter than they are, but someone has to fuckin say it!
You guys know we already have the set rule that no one is allowed to learn how many of us there are (as we've faced countless people saying 'oh that isn't healthy!' and making us feel terrible for existing.) but that doesn't stop me from dropping the hint that there are more than 100 of us but less than 1,000 of us in this collective.
I don't know shit about rallying the idiot troopers that are both my family and also my people, so there's always bound to be something stupid going on while we function throughout the day in the outside world, and I have to just deal with it because while a lot of them love to fight each other and party, they don't actively try to harm anyone on purpose or try to destroy headspace (again) so it's like... New York City but not the high-class area, I mean the middle to low class neighborhoods and even underground cities (long story)
but like a New Yorker who lived in the city for decades, I still love these assholes and I'm glad they're finally here to help me when no one else will.
Just sometimes I wish they stopped betting on which feral gremlin will tear off someone's chest hair or head hair.
- Magnus