MurderOfCrows

Writing fanfiction and screaming

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Screaming obscenities at the government since 2003! DNI if you're a cunt, simple as that.
Most Alters Are Not Human.

posts from @MurderOfCrows tagged #it's like new york in here - Magnus

also:

Magnus (Me): 'When you have to be funny because being hot is not an option'
Magnus: [Proceeds to die wheezing.] Ain't that the fucken truth-
Magnus: [Suddenly has the realization that my grin makes me look like a muppet.]
Somewhere in headspace...
Kermit: [Audibly scrunches his face in offended.]