the U/G/x player in the commander pod taking 19 minutes to play 22 lands and draw half their deck on their turn, not actually ending the game, and getting immediately btfo by blasphemous act + windfall

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
the U/G/x player in the commander pod taking 19 minutes to play 22 lands and draw half their deck on their turn, not actually ending the game, and getting immediately btfo by blasphemous act + windfall