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lupi
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from memory and a brief conversation where a few folk shared the ones they know:

  • transmasc can doublejump
  • transfemme can airdash
  • genderfluid can do the splatoon thing where they become a puddle of gender and then gloop around the stage a bit before reforming
  • agender elect to opt out of gender based skills and put that skill point in a stat of their choice instead

i'm trying to remember which gender:

  • unlocks the longjump
  • has increased movement speed
  • can perform mid-airs
  • can manipulate RNG
  • has the ability to move in any direction on a chessboard

anyone else remember the other ones? did we ever write this down?


MxSelfDestruct
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  • All non-binary people can bunnyhop
  • Cis men take 50% less self-damage when rocket jumping
  • Cis women can wall-jump
  • Non-binary people who choose not to medically transition can strafe jump

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in reply to @lupi's post:

i thought that was ADHD, but only "forward at nonlinear, constantly varying rates, except in cases of deja vu with brief moments of contextless foresight"

might've been the nonbinary thing all along huh

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