
Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
it made me very happy too! it's so good
gwee hee hee... [lightning crashes as an outstretched finger activates firefox reader mode]
(an uncanny resemblance, five out of five dollars ninety nine)
i need 100 people commenting "paywall" for this to really give me that good journalism feeling
Fucking died laughing at this shit. Was mentally prepared to fly to [UNDISCLOSED LOCATION] and fight [UNDISCLOSED COHOST FOUNDER WITH WHICH I AM ACQUAINTED] for all of a half second
To quote an age old internet adage, "take your like and get out."
(Seriously, tho, amazing work)