ngl i don't care too much for video essays because most of them are pretentious as fuck. white boys talking about crash bandicoot or whatever with the same tone of voice a judge would use to issue a death penalty, foh

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ngl i don't care too much for video essays because most of them are pretentious as fuck. white boys talking about crash bandicoot or whatever with the same tone of voice a judge would use to issue a death penalty, foh