"hey I automatically set your time zone to EST, you're welcome"
"oh hey we're rebooting to install some updates, hope you weren't doing anything" (update breaks something)
"sorry man I can't see your hard disk, try rebooting four times, which works for some reason"
"oh dude you're gonna have to wait a minute to use this uh. mouse. I need to install mouse drivers or whatever"
"here's your voice assistant. you can't turn it off."
"oh you're looking for settings? you must want the Bing™️ result for settings, not the settings application, which there are three of"
"hey I went ahead and put some targeted ads into your menu, figured you'd like candy crush"
"woah, some of the partitions on this disk look weird, want me to nuke the whole device?"
"still rebooting for that update by the way, don't worry, should be done in like an hour."
"what? no I didn't update YOUR software, I updated MY software. get your own updates, mooch."
"oh hey I'm running on a hard disk! that's unfortunate. I will not operate any differently to account for this. if you'll excuse me, I've got a bunch of random shit all across your disk to cache."
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in reply to @MxSelfDestruct's post:
Yeah I’ve been having so much better of a time since I convinced my job to get me a Mac Mini. I have a Windows VM for one key application (that supported Mac until like 4 years ago but whatever), but it’s only run as needed.