Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
having lived next to both I can say with complete certainty that I would rather live on an entire fucking block of trap houses than live next to a single Lawn Guy.
I hate you. I hate your lawnmower. I hate your leafblower. I hate your weed whacker. Let the fucking grass grow a little bit you absolute psychopath.
