
Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
best doodad i've got lately is a bunch of keyrings with lanyard cords so i can attach a bunch of usb drives and pocket knives to my keychain
also figured out you can punch an eyelet into a microfiber and attaching that to a keyring because i'm always losing that when i need to clean my glasses or phone
oh forgot, i attached those lanyard keyrings to carabiniers so i can detach them from my keychain easy
Put a bunch of cheap plastic tubs in my fridge so I no longer occasionally discover Unfortunate Vintage Dairy Products hidden behind stuff I actually use (because it's a landlord-supplied fridge and therefore very low and very deep) and I get a little blip of joy every time I pull them out to get something