wyd if you at the club and a fella rizz you up, yall go back to ur/his place for some a dat horizontal hula sexy sexy time, you take his draws off and and he got a chastity cage on?

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
wyd if you at the club and a fella rizz you up, yall go back to ur/his place for some a dat horizontal hula sexy sexy time, you take his draws off and and he got a chastity cage on?
Time to browse double-ended dildos online for next time. Or at least that's what I'd do.