
Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
just imagining in this alternate timeline the worst PC vendors also make the worst linux distros you've ever seen
oh ABSOLUTELY. there's virtually no standardization of any kind in this timeline; there is no freedesktop.org, no common package management system, it's all Different and Bespoke and Shitty and sets the mass adoption of PCs back by a good five years or so before OEMs get their shit together