this post is about: video games (the whole medium), magic: the gathering, the internet as a whole, probably some other stuff

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
this post is about: video games (the whole medium), magic: the gathering, the internet as a whole, probably some other stuff
hey now, mtg hasn't secretly contained polonium-210 and wotc just covered it up (despite being able to remove it) because the process to get rid of it also removes the aromatics from the leaf its made from.
or, at least digital mtg isn't like that.