• They/Them

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.


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partially because writing documentation is actually somewhat Zen™ for me, but also because I get to write shit like

"obviously disastrous and unpredictable consequences [...] wholly inadvisable [...] under absolutely no circumstances whatsoever [...] will mysteriously fail or trigger seemingly random and nigh-untraceable segmentation faults [...] massive, potentially enterprise-scale (whatever that means to you) memory corruption [...] all of which can, fortunately, be trivially avoided by not trying to be too clever. [...] certain death."


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