it's amazing to me that there are approximately four gorillion different payment processing companies and there's still a huge gap in the market for one that...
- doesn't suck shit
- won't go under or fuck you over out of the blue
- Actually Fucking Works

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it's amazing to me that there are approximately four gorillion different payment processing companies and there's still a huge gap in the market for one that...