it takes a real pervert to ask "what if cigarettes were 100x worse for you and the planet and also could explode in your face?" and then answer that question

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
it takes a real pervert to ask "what if cigarettes were 100x worse for you and the planet and also could explode in your face?" and then answer that question
Terrible for the planet but they're still WAY more healthy than real cigarettes
in theory sure but in practice these shits are about as unhealthy as sucking up the fumes from melting plastic on the stove