if I ever become one of those people who unironically worships the Cthulhu mythos deities, you gotta put me down. it's too late for me. I'm suffering. my remaining family will not press charges, and may have already taken care of it themselves.

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
if I ever become one of those people who unironically worships the Cthulhu mythos deities, you gotta put me down. it's too late for me. I'm suffering. my remaining family will not press charges, and may have already taken care of it themselves.