
Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
I have such mixed feelings about this.
On one hand I'd really like to have a phone that runs a real OS.
On the other hand, I'm very suspicious of any product that seems like this as getting a desktop OS onto a phone is the sort of minefield that you don't traverse unscathed.