Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
a game store I used to play FNM at when I lived in Portland has apparently come under new ownership and has started spamming me with event and product release promotions.
I don't know how to describe how I feel about this, but it's definitely very negative. Like watching someone wearing the skin of a dead friend waving around my dead cat. The shop and the game I played there are both, as far as I'm concerned, dead. begone!
