Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
you're telling me that Hewlett-Packard, notorious enemy of repairability and peddler of the world's shittiest printers, at one point made a printer with fucking user-replacable and upgradable memory?
this shit just makes me hate them even more because it shows that they COULD make a decent product if they felt like it. fuck Hewlett-Packard.
