(children's show host voice) we had a lotta fun here today, but remember kids: the "political compass" is a bunch of bullshit, and the idea of "left" vs "right" politics is basically meaningless.

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
(children's show host voice) we had a lotta fun here today, but remember kids: the "political compass" is a bunch of bullshit, and the idea of "left" vs "right" politics is basically meaningless.