Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
because half the time you tell someone "yeah i like shooters" they're like "oh me too!" but what they really mean is that they like Wallowing In And Eating Shit (Call of Duty/Battlefield/Halo/Overwatch/Apex Legends/Fortnite/etc/whatever)
anyone who chimes in to tell me that I haven't played the "good one(s)" in CoD/BF/Halo will catch a brick to the mouth. there are none. no, not even that one.
