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I love babysitting Windows Update. this is such a productive and worthwhile use of my limited lifespan. it's not at all fucking stupid that you still have to watch Windows Update like a goddamn hawk to make sure it actually Fucking Works. this isn't even a little bit embarrassing.


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I've had to provision three different machines with Windows 11 today and all three have failed to properly install updates in entirely different and bizarre ways


  • One (a Surface tablet) absolutely refused to install new chipset drivers until being rebooted four times, after which it magically worked.
  • Another (a Lenovo laptop) for some reason installed the Windows 10 settings panel and is stuck installing a provisional Win11 update from 2021???
  • And on another still (an Asus laptop), Windows update just instantly fails to install all updates, throwing random error codes each time.

To be clear; these are all fresh installs of Windows 11. I have done nothing to them but enter Audit Mode and run Windows Update. Absolutely bizarre, absolutely embarassing, absolutely a total fucking waste of my (and no doubt, thousands of other people's) time.


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