• They/Them

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.


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bethposting
@bethposting

u can tell a a horny story online was written by a cishet dude if it describes a major female character like

She had waist-length flame red hair and luscious D cup breasts. She was 5'7" tall and had hip-waist-bust measurements of 40"-25"-40".


spookybiscuits
@spookybiscuits

I was startled by a knock at my door. Who would be visiting without a call-ahead at this time of night? I peered through the door hole. It was Anne-Kayleighn. I could tell she was in emotional distress, her cheeks flushed with emotions and distress. Her burgeoning breasts heaved with her heavy breathing. Did she run here?
"John? John Bicep, are you there?" I heard through the door. Her voice was breathy and very feminine. It was obvious she was in need of me... But for what?



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in reply to @bethposting's post:

had a dude in a creative writing class one time whose short story with a female narrator couldn’t help but be VERY aware of her own boobs & the prof was like look at this man so accomplished in narrating from another gender’s POV and i was like yoooo this is actually kinda weird ? and bad ?