Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
1: extremely overbearing/a joke, ie, "CW: intrusive thoughts"; attached image is the words "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" in the style of the TMNT logo
2: woefully inadequate, ie, "CW: Blood"; attached video is six guys being turned into medium rare hamburger in the most violent and avoidable industrial accident ever recorded
