STOP FUCKING USING JAVASCRIPT FOR SHIT THAT THE BROWSER HAS BUILT IN, AND FURTHERMORE I HATE YOU

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
STOP FUCKING USING JAVASCRIPT FOR SHIT THAT THE BROWSER HAS BUILT IN, AND FURTHERMORE I HATE YOU