C probably so good when you dont have a bitch in your ear yelling about how its unsafe

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
C probably so good when you dont have a bitch in your ear yelling about how its unsafe
I didn't bookmark it but I know someone here chosted about how C got it 80% right on the first try and every other language intended to replace it got it at most 60% right, and that just kinda stuck with me