i would kill god for
- dykes
- butches
- twinks
- (m/d/p)ilfs
- bus fare
- return of the $5 footlong1
- a punchline
- several ficitonal characters
- kitties
- puppies
- isopods
- social housing
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honestly, I'd settle for a $7 footlong. ~3% inflation over 14 years adds up!

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
i would kill god for
honestly, I'd settle for a $7 footlong. ~3% inflation over 14 years adds up!