
Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
they require so little power that you can often keep them alive by touching the positive lead, from your body being an antenna
what about the ones that stay lit for like 5 seconds and slowly fade away
they are almost exclusively screaming bright blue LEDs so "AAAAAAAA-- click"