Weirdo transphobe who broke into my home: "Heh, you know that future archeologists will gender you as male because of your bones"
Me, about to complete the ritual to retroactively make it so that archeologists and historians aren't the most clueless bitches on Earth: "Uh-huh, yeah. Hey, while you're there can you hand me that vial of sacred blood?"
This all takes place 5 seconds before said transphobe is reduced to a red smear on the ritual area
I'm typically not one to wish death on others, but if I were to talk shit to somebody I would simply make sure I wasn't standing in the middle of a heptagram carved into the floor while I did so