ME: My laptop is dying. I have kept it alive for seven years but it's starting to have weird component failures, I think the motherboard is finally failing. It is time to let you go, friend. Alright, The Internet, what laptop should I get?
EVERY DIPSHIT ASSHOLE REVIEW SITE: An M1 Mac!
ME: Haha what if I murdered you and planted your head on a pike in front of my house.
