the novelty of everything being made of glass wore off pretty quick once real life caught up, now we live in the Stupid Timeline where you can get a big hideous crack on the backside of your $1000 telephone

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
the novelty of everything being made of glass wore off pretty quick once real life caught up, now we live in the Stupid Timeline where you can get a big hideous crack on the backside of your $1000 telephone