Call me Quake III: Arena (1999), the way I'm railing anyone I see.
Call me Quake IV (2005) the way I'm an embarassing fuckin disappointment

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
Call me Quake III: Arena (1999), the way I'm railing anyone I see.
Call me Quake IV (2005) the way I'm an embarassing fuckin disappointment