
Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
ok i had to look it up and wow, what is the point of this function? seems like a very niche convenience only usable in very specific programs.
ostensibly, it parses strings by splitting them at each instance of a delimiter character. it does so in the worst and most annoying way possible.