i get that its by design but GOD americans are fuckin dumb.
POLL: "would you rather stub your toe or step on a landmine?"
40%: STUB TOE
41.5%: STEP ON LANDMINE
5%: UNSURE
3.5%: HAPPY WITH EITHER

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
i get that its by design but GOD americans are fuckin dumb.
POLL: "would you rather stub your toe or step on a landmine?"
40%: STUB TOE
41.5%: STEP ON LANDMINE
5%: UNSURE
3.5%: HAPPY WITH EITHER