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four hour senate session discussing tariffs and subsudies on interplanetary trade, taxation of the galactic nobility, and other similarly dry topics. one shot, no cuts. make it happen disney, all you need is to rent out a convention centre and a small army of theatre students.


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sure, probably only like 1.5% of star wars fans would be even kind of interested in this, but consider:

  • there are a lot of star wars fans
  • you could probably produce this for under $20K in two months, which is a rounding error for Disney's production budget

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You could make people watch it by having a mon mothma speech right in the middle (played by someone else because she’s facing away from the camera), like “the blagdish people are suffering, we need to help them” and other senators being like “shut the fuck up liberal”

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