[trying to flirt] hey wanna come to my place and play The Campaign for North Africa: The Desert War 1940-43

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
[trying to flirt] hey wanna come to my place and play The Campaign for North Africa: The Desert War 1940-43
[alluringly] bring your War in the West and we'll make a War in Europe together
I did actually meet one of my partners for the first time when she was hosting a bunch of people from the polycule to play twilight imperium.