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YOU: "hey, I need a handgun for self defence"
GLOCK: (austrian accent) "perhaps you would be interested in the Glock 19, a reliable handgun in 9mm with a magazine capacity of sixteen rounds."
YOU: "That's great. I also need a gallon of horse cum."
GLOCK: (austrian accent continues) "You will not believe this, but, http://www.ghpc.at/en/at/glock-stallions/"
