lmao the new Patreon logo is so bad. patreon is definitely going out of business, there's no question, these are the flailings of execs who have convinced themselves that there's no future for the company. fucking love it, great

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
lmao the new Patreon logo is so bad. patreon is definitely going out of business, there's no question, these are the flailings of execs who have convinced themselves that there's no future for the company. fucking love it, great
>try to buy something online
>can't complete purchase, site throws vague, useless error popup
>open customer support chat window
>customer support chat replaced by entirely worthless """ai""" chatbot
>close tab without buying anything
this has happened like, four completely separate times in the past week or so. do you motherfuckers want me to just buy shit on amazon and let them take a cut out of your profit or what. from an end-user perspective, replacing your chat support team with """ai""" is infinitely worse than just not having chat support — a chatbot wastes five minutes of your time before not helping you. Nobody™ can do that instantly.