and nobody will crawl into my replies with "men are so gross tho :( why would you do that to yourself :( how could anyone ever find men attractive :( girls <3 are so much better"

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should literally be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.
and nobody will crawl into my replies with "men are so gross tho :( why would you do that to yourself :( how could anyone ever find men attractive :( girls <3 are so much better"