*It's really the name of a land in the new Universal park, not a shared film universe.

The idea of a vampire-run restaurant called Das Stakehaus is too good to pass up, but I wouldn't want to eat at a human restaurant where my food is served with poison or a gun. Seems morbid.

Every time they say it features "all" the Universal Monsters I know they don't mean The Hunchback of Notre Dame or The Phantom of the Opera and I shouldn't get my hopes up.