I was looking at theater showings tonight, and my local theater has two movies left for today. You can either watch a film called

The Super Mario Bros Movie

The Super Mario Bros Movie

or watch a film called

Cocaine Bear

Cocaine Bear

if you knew nothing about either movie other than the title, which would you choose

Please vote:

If you would rather not choose between one film or another, I’ve just been happily reminded by a friend that you could also choose to instead stay at home and watch “Brother Bear”

it may not have cocaine, or Super Mario,

but it does have brothers, and it does have bears