EGGBUG.

people can sometimes say to me, "but creepy dave, you can't spell animal names!! what's with you all the times be using different words so you don't gotta say the name properly??" well friends, i'll tell to all of you a secret. i can properly say every time of name there is. even parastratiosphecomyia stratiosphecomyioides brunetti, which is a little flying type guy: creepy dave can say them all. but sometimes the animals of the world they get ideas too big for them. they start thinking about, like. fuel economy. novel storage solutions. portable hard drives. thumbs. and it's better for them that they don't for reals go down the route that homer beans have. so you gotta time to times make a joke of animals, same as you do for peoples. remind everyone to be humble. all of us together on the planet dirt, you dig?

but eggbug. that's a name deserves to be correct. eggbug's a little type of guy with dimensions not fully understood by modern scienticians. is he tiny?? sometimes. so he can creep into your matchboxes and nibble on the match heads, where he gets some of his colour from. is he huge?? occasionally, so he can knock over your fridge and get to the sweet, sweet fridge meats inside. but it's pretty normally that eggbug is best described as 'a little thing' and that's good for a bug to be. this isn't the carnivorous period, you know?? not enough oxygen for full-time big bugs. i'm also absolutely probably sure that there's only one eggbug, but sometimes you see whole bunches of them doing mischief to 'chosters' so maybe i just can't count to one. anything's possible.

eggbug's got little stubbly wings that don't slow him down none, and it will probably be two surprises if i tell you he is shaped like... a egg!! because of this he is aeroguynamic - a type of guy good for flying. his little face is just two dots and a little uwu mouth which is good at nibbling cheeses, but not so much the type of nutrition that he most needs: currency. it's for actual pretty sad that eggbug couldn't evolve a way to eat credit cards for himself in the time that he had with us. but it's okay. kind of like the mayflies, around for just long enough to know he's there, and to love him plenty while we got him.

so it's not a story with a great ending, but it's one i'm glad i got to be here for while eggbug could help us tell it to each other. anyway, that's for real why eggbug is numberone bestfavourite animal okayBYE

These were the voyages of the Starship, Cohost.

Its singular mission: to commit hilarious new crimes with CSS,

To seek out new horizons and try and do social media a little bit differently,

To Boldly Post Where No One Has Posted Before.

I walked away from Twitter and never looked back.

I am going to miss Cohost.