🥊 "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? ...I'm askin' seriously, 'cause I don't know. But I do know THIS! Wherever injustice shows its hairy nostrils, wherever people cry out for truth, justice, and cheap cable TV, wherever tiny children are just havin' kind of a rough one on account of they dropped their ice cream and could use a pick-me-up and maybe an extra one of those popsicles with the gumballs for eyes... the SCARLET SHADOW will be there!" [beat] "How'd that go? Dramatic enough? I had another paragraph about when the guy at the deli doesn't include the extra pickles if it'd help."
(Meet one of my characters for our ongoin' superhero campaign! Say hi to Zelda Tomas, Alex's weird alternate dimension soul-clone. Basically Roxas to her Sora, 'cept we're both toony idiots. Art by @TinyTigon, in case it wasn't obvious!)
