asphericalcritic
@asphericalcritic

getting thrown out of gnome wall mart because they caught me glamouring my ass to be a bag of rice that people would slap for fun. they just don't let you have fun at all anymore


NeilWillcox
@NeilWillcox

Me, slapping an ass-shaped bag of rice: This bad boy can hold so much rice... wait is this a real ass

Great, now I'm a gnome wall mart laughing stock


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