crowhost.

it's the only social media network where you write things on pieces of paper, give them to crows, and maybe you'll get a response back.

here's some awesome things about our new site:

fully federated

we don't know where the fuck the crows come from. or where they go. they're crows. everyone knows you can't ban a crow.

your privacy, on lockdown

fuck real name policy. sign whatever you want on that piece of paper. the crow might eat it, and then no one will find it.

or if someone does, do you really think they'd try to steal from a crow?

free(?)

it's free, sort of.
unless the crow wants payment. like tortilla chips or garbage or you to sign a blood oath for eternal loyalty. you probably shouldn't sign that oath...but no one's stopping you!

crowhost—sign up today!

Just joined Crowhost! Really loving this fresh new take on social media.

Got some extra invite codes if anyone wants one... at least I think they're invite codes. The crows gave me some soda can tabs, and I'm not really sure what they mean.