"I'm standing at the gates of the city of Omelas. For years now, people have been arguing about the morality of this city's utterly unique infrastructural setup. Now, I'm not going to get into that debate just yet - but stick around, we will get there. First, I'm going to be getting a tour of the city - which, as you probably know, is famous for being an allegedly perfect utopia made possible, inexplicably, by the unspeakable suffering of one small child...and I'm going to meet him."

"So that's that! Thank you once again to my hosts and guides, and to the suffering child for the opportunity to speak with him. Let me know your thoughts about this place in the comments. Do try to be polite about it. But as for me?

It's time for me to walk away." [thirty seconds of crunching footsteps moving away from the fixed camera]